July 29, 2010

Installing a husband

I would like to share this story wif u all. I got this from forwarded email, xigt from sape. Tp rasanye dah ramai yg penah baca cite ni. Nice one! Interesting idea. And byk pengajaran tuk semua pasangan, both ladies and gentlemen. Mari membaca!

Installing a husband

Last  year, I upgraded from  Boyfriend  5.0  to  Husband  1.0  and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated  flawlessly under  Boyfriend  5.0.
In  addition,  Husband  1.0  uninstalled many other valuable programs, such  as
Romance  9.5  and   Personal  Attention 6.5,  and then installed undesirable programs such  as
NBA  5.0, NFL  3.0  and Golf Clubs  4.1.
Conversation  8.0  no longer runs, and  HouseCleaning  2.6  simply  crashes the system.
Please note  that I have tried running  Nagging  5.3 to fix these  problems, but to no avail.
What can I  do?

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First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend  5.0 is an  Entertainment Package, while Husband  1.0 is an  operating system.
Please enter  command:  ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML,  try to download  Tears  6.2,  and do not forget to install the  Guilt  3.0 update.
If those  applications work as designed,  Husband  1.0 should then  automatically run the applications  Jewelry  2.0  and  Flowers  3.5.
However,  remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband  1.0  to default to Grumpy  Silence 2.5,  Happy  Hour 7.0, or  Beer  6.1.
Please note  that  Beer  6.1 is a very bad  program that will download the  Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever  you do,  DO NOT under any  circumstances install  Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a  virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your  system resources.)
In  addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend  5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In  summary,  Husband  1.0  is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new  applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to  improve memory and performance. We  recommend Cooking  3.0  and  Hot Lingerie  7.7.
Good  Luck!
     -Tech Support

Renung2kan dan selamat beramal! 


fanadz said...

gile lah~~haha. tapi best.suka2. :D

L i 3 z @ said...

comel je gantikan perumpamaan ngan computer stuff =)